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I can’t handle all these Nicola Scott Kons, guh

I CAN’T EVEN HANDLE ALL OF THIS KONSEXUALITY GOING DOWN RIGHT HERE.

HOLD ME.

koncubine:

aionyu:

So I’m not over Kon selfcest just yet. As a result, I went and re-read Jini’s Conner/Tim/Kon fic and did this. Hot stuff. ;)

I’m too lazy to color so here’s some flats.

HOLY FUCK YEAAAAAAAA YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS THIS IS PERFECT I LOVE THIS SO AMAZINGGGGGGGGGG

My illustrious Mina, this is mainly for you, because I don’t want you to be stranded with no fic in nointernetland.

• Close To Home - A murder mystery at Smallville High drives Kon to brush up on his detective skills – and his undercover work. He might need to call in some help. Good thing his best friend is an expert at both. 
• Perennial - When he was nine years old, young Timothy Drake’s family decided to move to a small town in Kansas…
• Scions - Tim Drake, the adopted son of Bruce Wayne, is proving himself to be an asset to Wayne Enterprises while managing to juggle a double life as a masked vigilante. His carefully constructed business plans shatter, however, when he meets Conner Luthor, Lex Luthor’s dilettante son, who is competing with him over a deal with Cadmus Labs.
• Reconcilable Differences - (not so strong Tim/Kon, but a really good fic) - Kon becomes paralyzed and Lex decides it’s time to be a Dad. Clark bumbles about trying to be one too, so it’s up to Tim and Kon to go all parent trap on them.
• Vacation - (sequel to Reconcilable Differences) All it takes is a family vacation (with Tim too) and a little heat vision to get those two knuckleheads together.
• Between Two Points - Tim has a cold. Kon is determined to stick around and keep him company. Tim is not quite down with this idea.  
• Four Times Red Robin Didn’t Hug Superboy (And the One Time Kon Hugged Tim)  -  Drabble set, sequel to Between Two Points
• Non Public Displays of Affection - This story is part of the Four Times Red Robin Didn’t Hug Superboy universe, but it also works fine as a standalone. You don’t need to have read that fic to read this one.
• A Clarification of Range - Crossdressing for Justice
• Containment - Sex Pollen
• Night Watch - Tim watches Kon sleep and gets caught. Sort of.
• Guy Talk - Kon tries to talk to Tim about normal guy things.
• Steeple Height Into the Air - Makey outey time.
• Already Drowning - Tim has no good explanation for his behavior.
• The Electric Pull of Spring - Sex Pollen! Bonus JayToddz!
• Don’t Bogart the Bat-logo, Dude - Kon has Bat boxers.
• The Intermission - Tim teases Kon to great effect.
• Undercover - Crossdressing for Justice!
• And felt its very gladness - “I’m not denying anything, Superboy.”
• Diversion - Tim is doing homework and Kon decides to bug him.
• The Babysitting Job - Tim’s feelings for his best friend have been slowly forcing their way out into the world, but it’s not until Steph asks him to babysit on a night when he already has plans with Conner that everything comes out.
• Back Forty Rendezvous - Tim and Kon sneak off for some fun in the sun, but someone or something keeps interrupting them.
• And On the Third Night - Tim, Kon and a chilly hotel room in Norway. 
• Kiss the Rain -  Normal World A/U - Farmboy Kon Kent is stuck at the Metropolis Museum while his estranged father covers the event of the season. The evening takes a turn when he bumps into runaway rich boy Tim, and embarks of a night of useless entertainment.
• Drake - An ancient evil threatens once more, so a hero, along with his loyal sidekick, go on a quest to find the missing savior of two worlds. Or so the story’s said to go. (Really AU, crossover with Marvel, EPIC LONG)
• Misdirection - Kon’s joking. Tim isn’t.
• As A Whirlwind - (read after Misdirection) - Tim attempts to put things in perspective.
• In Your Room - (after As a Whirlwind) - Kon pays Tim a visit. Porn ensues.
• The Honey We Made - (after In Your Room) - Just start singing “I Think We’re Alone Now.” That’s close enough.
• Crazy Like This - Kon doesn’t have issues so much as kinks.
• Ante - Tim works *and* plays.
• Things You Get Used To - Um. Kory’s… flowers. Are. Thing.
• And Take Me Worlds Away - Tim and Kon have an actual conversation. And then do other stuff.
• Keep This Feeling - Kon messes with his own head. Tim is helpful.
• U and Me - Kon bitches, Tim moans.
• Just What You Do To Me - Kon keeps it simple. Tim approves.
• This Game We Play - Catlad!Tim
• By Any Means Necessary - Catlad!Tim
• In a World Without You - Tim tries to cope with Kon’s death → deleted scene
• Dear Child - Honey, I cloned us a baby?
• Three is Never a Crowd  - Conner/Tim/Kon
• A Man in Uniform - Kon really likes Tim’s black and red Robin uniform.
• I’ll Take You for a Ride - The R-Cycle is in for a show.
• The Best Cure for Colds - Tim gets sick, and Kon comes to visit.
• The One Who Keeps Me Steady - Good ol’ fluff
• How to Make Your Pancakes Sweeter - Breakfast in bed.
• The Missing Part of Me - Sleepy!Tim.
• If the Dress Fits - Genderbender!
• You Look Better Naked  - Naked time.
• Time is All We’ve Got 
• Save the Last Dance for Me - Tim becomes paralized and Kon comforts him.

And also -lazarus’s in progress fics:

• 300 Days a Year (Tim/Kon, High School AU)
• All of Your Grace (Tim/Kon, kidfic!AU)
• Incognito (Tim/Kon, undercover-crossdressing)
• Rose-Colored Glasses (Kon/Tim/Connor)
• You Taste Like Fire

I will maaaybe update this later with more fic or make a part two, but idk.

gabzilla-z:

To all the people that follow my silly stuff I love you all.

And so does Kon.

I did this in an LJ combo with Brakes/Shiftly a couple of weeks ago. It was very productive.

This is probably the reason I won’t ever be satisfied with any future relationships.

lol and also tumblr.

It looks like that scarfy thing decided to oppress Kon’s hammer.

Which is his penis.

TROLOLOLOLOLOL

gabzilla-z:

Why is Kon so happy?

I say he saw somebody naked.

Probably Tim.

koncubine:

fuckyeahconnerkent:

comicroyale:

Naked Kon for you all.

So the fade cut was actually genetic.

(via comicism)

LOLING FOREVER

LOLOL

-lazarus:

KONSEXUAL: [kon-sek-shoo-ul]

NOUN: 

• Konsexuality
• A way of life 
• A state of being
• The fact that your sexuality is now thoroughly involved and/or dependent on a certain Meta aka Superboy/Conner/Kon-el. 
• i.e, “My Konsexuality is fucking rad, bro!”

ADJECTIVE:

• Konsexual
• Pertaining to or characterized by Kon or Konsexuality
• Having a great deal of desire and interest in Kon and his fine ass.
• i.e, “I’m konsexual and proud of it!”
• i.e, “I’m so konsexual for you I can’t even unfff.”
• i.e, “Girl, you’re so konsexual~”
• Synonymous for: horny, sexy, fabulous, flawless, sexually-deprived, etc.

ADVERB:

• Konsexually 
• That which further describes and emphasizes your konsexuality.
• i.e, “I am so konsexually frustrated right now!”
• i.e, “The way Kon fucked Tim was so konsexually beautiful it made fangirls weep with unbridled joy.” 

superstrength:

koncubine:

BY THE LOVELY SUPERSTRENGTH

CAN WE JUST TAKE A MOMENT HERE TO APPRECIATE THIS FABULOUS MOST AMAZING KONRECTION EVER TO EXIST?

JUST LOOK AT THAT EARRING

WHY IS IT SO FABULOUS?

LET IT BE KNOWN THAT ALL KONSEXUALS’ KONRECTIONS CAN NEVER BE KONTAINED

THANK YOU SUPERSTRENGTH

KONSEXUALITY IS NOTHING TO BE ASHAMED OF

IN FACT

IT’S SOMETHING TO BE PROUD OF

YOU SHALL BE

ASSIMILATED

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